Part 1 - The Banquet (Another Cook's Quest)

1. Go to Lumbridge Castle and talk to the Cook. He will tell you that the last time you helped him out (Cook's Assistant Quest) wasn't for the Duke's birthday but it was just to test your trust. This time however the cook has a huge task. He will need to hold the 100th Anniversary of a great banquet originally cooked by his ancestor and he will need to recreate it with your help. And of course he won't have the ingredients so you will need to get them.
   
   


2. The cook will pay you 100gp to get him an Eye of Newt, a Rotten tomato, a 'Dirty Blast' drink and a glass of Greenman's Ale. All the items should be easy to get except the Greenman's Ale which is bought in the Yannile bar and the "Dirty Blast' drink that has to be made which will be explained in the next step.


3. The 'Dirty Blast' drink is a gnome fruit blast drink with ashes added to it. And it has to be made and not bought from the gnome cocktail bar. To make the drink get a gnome cocktail shaker, a gnome cocktail glass, a knife, 2 lemons, 1 orange, 1 pineapple and 1 ashes. All the items can be bought at the gnome store except the ashes which is from firemaking.. Put the lemon, orange and pineapple into the shaker then mix it with the cocktail glass. Finish by putting in sliced lemons first and lastly ashes.


4. Return to the cook with the items he requested and you will be invited to the feast. In other words, you are now done with the first part.
   
   

Part 2- The 8 Subquests

1. Inspect the Mountain dwarf and the gypsy will tell you to talk to his dad under White Wolf Mountain. Now go to the huge room located in the Underground passage between Catherby and Taverly underneath White wolf mountain and talk to the Dad there.
   
   
   
   He will refuse to give alot of information but he will hint about the 'Rising Sun' which is the Falador Bar.


2. Go to the Falador bar and talk to the barmaid Kaylee there. Mention 'dwarves and ale' and she will tell you about a secret recipe. To get it you can either pay her 200gp or just use the power of the Ring of Charos(u). Either way after you get the secret recipe, buy a few Asgarnian Ales(up to 10) and put in your coins to turn them to Asgarnian Ales(g).


3. Now get your handgear or ice gloves and a pot of flour, an egg, a bucket of milk, a bowl of water and the ales. Return to the underground passage and talk to the Dad again. This time give all the ales to the dwarf and he will now be so drunk he will be willing to make a rock cake for you. Hand him all the ingredients he needs and he will make the cake and put it on the table. It will be hot so now pick it up with your handgear or ice gloves.


4. If you picked up the rock cake earlier with ice gloves then skip this step. But if you used some other handgear bring the cake with you to the Oracle mountain west of the monastery by the dwarven mines and kill a lvl 13 Ice fiend there. When he dies he will cool the cake.


5. Bring the cooled down rockcake back to the banquet hall and you will have completed the Dwarven subquest.
   
   

1. Inspect the goblins and the gypsy will tell you to go to Goblin Village which is northwest of Falador on the f2p side of the fence. When you get there talk to the Goblin generals and ask them what their favorite food is. They won't tell you their favorite but will tell you to go away.


2. Climb down the ladder nearby and talk to the Goblin Chef.
   
   
   
   He will ask you to get him a piece of charcoal for his recipe. Now give the charcoal to the chef and you will witness a funny cutscene of the Goblin chef's cooking.




3. After the cutscene talk to the Chef and you will ask him for help. He will tell you to get some strange items such as orange slices that aren't orange, spicy maggots and bread that isn't crunchy. Now slice the orange you have and use the dye on them. Now use your bowl of water with the bread to make it soggy bread and use your spices with the fishing bait you have.


4. Give the items to the Chef and he will make a 'Slop of Compromise' which is the favorite food item of the Goblin Generals. After that go back to the banquet hall and you will have completed the Goblin subquest.
   
   

1. Inspect Pirate Pete and the gypsy will tell you to make a fishcake to save him. But since she isn't a cook go talk to the cook in the next room and ask him what he remembers about saving Pirate Pete. In addition ask him about making fishcakes and how to get all the ingredients. The ingredients are ground cod, breadcrumbs, kelp and grounded giant crab meat.


2. Use a knife with the bread to make bread crumbs and use the pestle and mortar and cod to make ground cod. Now you will needs to get giant crab meat and some kelp.


3. Now go to Port Khazard which is northeast of Yannile or southeast of Ardougne. Talk to Murphy(from Trawler minigame) twice and then he will make you some diving gear to five with. Equip the diving items and talk to Murphy for a dive(note that you have to be carrying 27kg or less nor any type of cat).
   
   
4. When you descend into the water start by picking some kelp nearby then afterwards swimming towards the crab cage guarded by the Morgres.





5. Talk to Nung and he will ask you to get him 5 mudskipper skins from some mudskippers located in a nearby cavern.
   
   


6. Swim to the Northwestern area of where you started and pick up 5 rocks then enter the underwater cavern. While in there kill 5 mudskippers and take their skins.
   
   
   
   After you gotten them all go back to Nung and he will request 3 bronze wire and 1 needle and the skins for the crabs. After you get the items and give it to Nung you are free to enter the crab pen.


7. Enter the Crab pen and kill a crab for crab meat. As a bonus you can also get crab shells and claws which can be crafted into weildable crab hats and claws. But they are very fragile and can break while being crafted. After you get the meat get back to Lumbridge and ground the kelp and crabmeat. Talk to the cook with all the ingredients.


8. The cook will tell you to use all the ingredients together and cook them to make a fishcake. So do so and after that go into the banquet room and use the fishcakes to Pirate Pete and you will have done the Pirate Pete subquest.
   
   

1. Inspect the Lumbridge guide and the gypsy will tell you to make a 'cake of guidance' to free him. And for more details on that you will need to talk to Trailborn the wizard in wizard tower. Now get the the pot of flour, the egg, the bucket of milk and the cake tin and head to the second floor of Wizard's tower located south of Draynor village.


2. Talk to Trailborn and he will agree to help you but he will request some basic ingredients with weird names which are a floury woury, eggy peggy and some milky wilky. But still you will interpret them as enchanted flour, egg and milk.To enchant all the items you will need to answer questions to each one and these questions will test on your knowledge of runescape, its lands, skills and its people.


3. To enchant the egg you will need to answer questions to identify what person is 'hatched from the egg'. It is different for every player. And even if your not getting them right try again and eventually you will get it.


4. To enchant the milk you will need to answer geographical and general questions about runescape and its places and skills. They are different for every player once again. And its a good idea if you can open up a world map or have the runescape manual open while you do this.


5. To enchant the flour you will need to enter an item memorization game. You are shown 10 items and after you close the window you will be asked a question regarding the items. Once again they are different for every player. And it helps alot if you can write down the items you see or take a screenshot.


6. After you get all the items enchanted. Get a cake tin and mix all the ingredients together. Bake it to make a cake of guidance. Use the cake of guidance with the Lumbridge guide back in the banquet hall and you will have completed the Lumbridge Guide subquest.

1. Inspect Evil Dave and the gypsy will tell you that to free him you will need to make a stew that is seasoned in a certain way. The gypsy will also tell you that Evil Dave lives in Edgeville with his mother in his mother's house basement (lol!).


2. Get to the house west of the Edgeville bank and talk to Evil Dave's mom named Doris. Ask Doris if Dave is in and tell her that your one of his evil friends. Now go downstairs into the basement and talk to Evil Dave to try to get the recipe.
   
   
   
   He will tell you that he likes the ones his mom, Doris makes. Now go back up, talk to Doris and she will tell you that the spices used in the stew were stolen by the hell-rats. So you will have to kill them to get the spices.


3. Go back into the basement and start catching hell rats. Try to use a cat or better(not overgrown nor kitten) to catch the hellrats because the others either don't catch rats or have bad chances of catching rats. Every rat you kill will drop one of 4 types of spice.Yellow, Brown, Red, Orange. The stew your suppose to make is suppose to have a certain number of each spice.
   
   Here's how you can get the right spices:
   3a. First get about 9 doses of each spice, and have 16 stews in your inventory.
   
   3b. Pick a color of spice and test it with the stew in amounts of 1, 2 and 3. Then let Evil Dave taste it. When he says ' hmm.. I think you got the amount of one spice right and the others are wrong' then you will know you have the correct amount of that spice. Write down the amount you used.
   
   3c. Repeat steps 3b with the last 3 colored spices and write down as done. When you get all the correct numbers. Mix them into a stew and let Evil Dave taste it. You get the final ok when Evil Dave mentions that the stew is very evil and he dosen't eat it.
   
   HellCats
   - When yo u catch a certain number of hell-rats your kitten/cat/wiley/lazy cat will turn into a hell-cat.
   - Hellcats are no different then the normal version of your cat except it looks much different.
   - To change a hellcat back to normal, feed it a bucket of milk.


4. When you have gotten the correct spicy stew(and maybe a hellcat) return to the banquet hall and use the spicy stew with Evil Dave and you will have completed the Evil Dave subquest.
   
   

1. Inspect Skrach and the gypsy will try to discourage you from rescuing him mainly because the only one who knows how to get Skrach's favorite food(jubbly bird) is the most confusing npc in runescape and that would be Rantz of the Big Chomby quest in Feldip Hills. Still, agree to help Skrach and go to Feldip hills.


2. Talk to Rantz and agree to help him out so you can get the Jubbly birds. He will direct you to go southeast to talk to him again in which he will give more details. So now go southeast to the willow trees and you will see Rantz next to an old tree.
   
   
   
   He needs to make a boat to go to Karamja so he will knock down the old tree and you will need to use an axe with it twice to make it a rather crude boat. He will tell you to cook a chomby on Karamja and he will shoot and arrow to the spot on Karamja where you have to be.


3. Now hunt for a chomby bird. Use your bellows on the swamp gases then the toads around for bloated toads. Then place all your bloated toads on an area in Feldip hills. And when a chomby comes over, kill it and take its meat.


4. Now head to Tai Bwo Winnai Village which is located in Karamja south of Brimhaven. Walk alongside the west coast until you see a single tree with an arrow on it. Now stand there and cook a chomby using your spit and logs. Afterwards, You will enter a short cutscene and take the boat carried by Rantz's children back to the spot where you made the crude boat.
   
   
   
   Now your back, Ask Rantz on how to catch Jubbly birds and he will tell you that you need baloon toads.


5. To get the baloon toads you will require your pickaxe, balls of wool and the bellows again. First off, mine 3 rocks east of Rantz's cave. Next, Get some swamp gas again and fill up the toads to the extent that they become baloons. Lastly, tie them to the rocks you mined earlier with balls of wool. When you get your baloon toads find an empty spot on Feldip Hills and put the toads down. And after moving away for a bit, the Jubbly birds will fly down and get the bait. Now kill one, pluck it and take the meat.
   
   


6. Since the Jubbly bird is too big for your spit, you can use Rantz's one. Now after you cooked the Jubbly bird head back to the banquet room, Use it on Skarch and you will have completed the Skarch Uglogwee subquest.
   
   

1. Inspect Sir Amik Varze and the Gypsy will tell you that you will need to get a Creme Brulee...Supreme. But since she isn't a cook, she will tell you to speak with the one next door. Now talk to the Cook and ask him to remind you on how you saved Sir Amik Varze and he will tell you all about how you made the Creme Brulee Supreme.


2. Use a bucket of milk with a pot of cream to make a milky mixture. Now get some raw sweetcorn, a pot and go to the windmill to make some cornflour. Now mix the cornflour and the milky mixture to make a cornflour mixture.


3. Now get a hatchet and a machete and enter the Kharazi jungle south of Shilo Village. Head to the south beach and pick a vanilla plant and add that to your cornflour mixture to make an incomplete Brulee.
   
   


4. Now for the cinamon. Cinamon is made by grinding a Dramen Branch. So take your pestle and mortar, teleportation, food and go to Entrana. Make sure you don't bring any weapons or armor. Enter the dungeon you entered during the Lost City quest which is the one northwest of Entrana harbour. Kill zombies until you get a hatchet, then run through the greaters to the Dramen tree. Cut the tree for a branch, grind it for cinamon and teleport out of there(if you didn't bring anything to teleport with take the door by greaters to mid level wilderness).


5. Now go to Draynor Village and ask the Wise Old Man about strange beasts then Evil Chicken. He will tell you a story.
   
   
   
   After his story, get your weapon, armor, antifire shield, food or/and potions, raw chicken, Dramen staff and your mixture.


6. Go to the shed located in the Lumbridge swamps, equip your Dramen staff and enter. You will be teleported to Zanaris. After checking to make sure you have all the items, use a raw chicken with the Evil Chicken shrine nearby and you will be transported to the lair of the Evil chicken. Run past all the Black Dragons to the other end of the lair and kill the Evil Chicken with protect with magic prayer on(level varies like the random). Once you kill it, take its egg and add it to the Brulee.
   
   
   
   
7. Now kill a Black Dragon. Either with magic, ranged, halbred or normal melee with prayer. The whole lair has many curves and such on the sides for easy hiding spots. Just watch out for the dragonbreath and your health when you attack one. When you have killed a Black Dragon, pick up the token it drops and leave the lair to a bank.
   
   


8. At a bank, withdraw your ice gloves and cinammon. Use the cinammon with the Brulee to complete it. But to finish cooking it you will need a powerful dragon fire. So now, Wear your ice gloves and rub the token you got earlier to call a Fairy Dragon. Ask him to flame your Cream Brulee to make it a Cream Brulee Supreme.
   
   
   
   Go back to the banquet hall, Use the Brulee with Sir Amik Varze and you will have completed the perilious Sir Amik Varze Miniquest.
   
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1. Inspect Awowogei and the gypsy will have no idea of what type of food he likes. So you will need to speak to his form on Ape Atoll. Note that the cook next door won't mention anything as well. Now bring all the items and head to Ape atoll.


2. When you arrive at Ape Atoll, head to the King's building which is located directly south of the Ape temple. Talk to the King and ask him about what his favorite food is. He won't tell you but he will hint about the 3 monkeys which are located in a corner of the temple north of the King's building.


3. Go to the temple and talk to any of the 3 monkeys on the northwest corner.
   
   
   
   They will tell you that King Awowogei's favorite food is a roasted giant snake stuffed with monkey nuts and a banana which can be found in the normal places. Now go buy monkey nuts and banana from the Monkey food store and then go back to Crash Island which is the island right before Ape Atoll and head east. Put on melee protect and enter the pit. Kill any of the lvl 84 Big snakes and pick up the corpse it drops.
   
   
   
   Now leave and return to Ape Atoll.


4. Go back to the 3 monkeys you saw earlier. Show them the monkey nuts and the banana you got and they will after some conflict tell you that they are the wrong ones and you will need a Red banana and some Tchiki nuts. The Red bananas which are found on the western part of the Island and the Tchiki nuts which can be found through lots of undergrowth.


5. To get the Red bananas, Go to the west coast of the island and while in guard monkey form. Use a rope with the Red banana tree and you will get one.
   
   
   
   And to get the Tchiki Nuts, you will need to go around the Ape Atoll gate to the Monkey Agility course, go to the top, climb down the hole and get the Tchiki Nuts.
   
   
   
   After you have gotten the Tchiki Nuts and Red bananas, Give them to the 3 Monkeys to confirm and they will eat it. Which would mean its correct and you will need to get some more Red Bananas and Tchiki Nuts.


6. When you have finally gotten the other set of Tchiki nuts and the Red Banana. It is time to prepare the dish. Talk to the 3 monkeys and slice your Red Banana and grind your monkey nuts and stuff them into the Snake. Now go down 2 flights below the trapdoor east of the temple and enter the hole. As a zombie monkey walk past the floor and use your stuffed snake with the rock to cook it.
   
   
   
   After you have cooked the Snake, Return to the banquet hall, Use the stuffed snake with Awowogei and you will have completed King Awowogei's Subquest.
   
   

Part 3- The Culinaromancer's Showdown